It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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