I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
The Olympian is in my bed
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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