it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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