Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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