He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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