I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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