do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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