I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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