Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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