just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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