Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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