Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
