I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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