On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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