Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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