Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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