then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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