return my video game
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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