I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
My pussy is not your playground.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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