his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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