She went from zero to smokin in five shots
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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