i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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