i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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