Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
