I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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