Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We need to get me chipped asap
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
