Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I would fuck him just for his dog
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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