I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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