You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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