She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
