Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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