Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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