i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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