Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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