I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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