All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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