I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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