2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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