? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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