She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize
