There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Never underestimate the power of titties
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize
