Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
