Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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