I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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