And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i came on her dog
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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