Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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