I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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