if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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