in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I think a kid would responsible me up
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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