so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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