Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Its about making memories worth repressing
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
