You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm getting married
To pizza
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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