Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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