can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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