her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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