do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just pee around me
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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