Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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