That's intense
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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